• Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days
  • Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days
  • Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days
  • Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days
  • Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days
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Brass Monkey

Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days

$18.00
$18.00

By Brass Monkey

We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You’re going kick today in the nuts’ in the mirror a few times, you’ll be ready to take on the world.

  • Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards.
  • They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency’ strikes.
  • Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears.
  • The outer box measures 4” by 5.3” by 1.7” (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm).
  • Cards measure 3.5” x 5” (89mm x 127mm).
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    Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days
    Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days
    Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days
    Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days
    Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days
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    FAQs

    When will my order ship?

    At Dalvey & Co, we are passionate about creating memorable gift-giving experiences for every occasion. Our Ready-To-Ship boxes and Boutique orders are packaged (with love!) and shipped from our storefront within 1-2 business days of ordering.

    In what packaging will my order ship?

    All of our Ready-To-Ship Gift Boxes are shipped in a standard green mailer box with green crinkle paper (as pictured). Our Boutique items are currently shipped in a standard cardboard shipping box with kraft protective packaging.

    What is your return policy?

    Unused, undamaged items are accepted for in-person return at our boutique within 30 days of purchase with valid proof of purchase and will be returned either to the original form of tender or a gift card. We also offer 30-day customer-paid postage returns for online orders.

    Testimonials

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    Allie

    I ordered the Belly Rubs box for my sister’s newly adopted puppy Charlie! He loved the treats and the toys kept him comfortable (and busy) after a minor operation. 100% would recommend this for any pet owner!

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    I sent your Wild Child box to my girlfriend who just had a baby and she texted me and said “omggg where did you even hear of this company it’s amazing!!” Her and her friend looked up your website right away and were obsessed! Also I literally just ordered it like 2 days ago I can’t believe how fast it arrived. Thank you!

    Courtney

    I found the best gift box for my mom and shopped for myself on The Boutique... and the shipping is so fast!

    Taylor

    Dalvey finds the perfect gift for anyone and every occasion.

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